BAFFOOOOOONNN!

Gun Play

Major Surgery

Had my schnauz checked today . . . I seem to be collecting these sweet-arse old-man mole-dot-spot things. They're totally awesome, drawing attention to my already "petite" nose. They took a biopsy, so I had to undergo a major surgical procedure . . .

And You Thought Michael Vick was BAD???

Amber MADE me give our precious Koop-the-Poop (partial home protector and Fantasy Football Mascot Mogul) a haircut . . . well, apparently when your hair is as coarse as twine, clippers won't work with a guard . . . so I "no-guarded" it. That poor, poor animal. Now he just hangs around underneath the dining room table, wallowing in his thick and embarrassing shame.

Summer Love

Met with some of our best friends a couple weekends ago on a trip down to Tucson - the Horn(y)s. Our kiddos are rather fond of each other too . . .

Who's Watching the Government?

If Obama is going to tell corporate executives how much they can earn, then cap it if it reaches a certain limit, and/or eliminate positions if they or their company is unsuccessful (in the opinion of the President) - then why don't we offer the same criteria to the government? Why don't we cap and/or eliminate government officials when they reach unsatisfactory performance? Barack, I believe as a voter, I'd have you down to minimum wage . . .