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what a total unaccountable piece of BS i was in Dallas . . . the couple people I really wanted to offer Jesus, I failed, drank too much and made a bigger fool of myself than normal - hard o believe - embarrassing.

Guy Gorilla

When I was a kid - about Ari's age, I had a stuffed animal (gorilla) named "GUY". Apparently I took this thing everywhere . . . ya know, some (lesser) kids had blankees and sucked their thumb - I was more into tough-assed gorillas when I was younger. Well, I still have that stu . . . let me rephrase . . . Ari now has that same gorilla. The "Guy-Circle-of-Life" . . .

Equality in Education ONCE AGAIN!

Way to go teachers! Keepin it real fair . . . schmucks.

Pro-marriage speech garners professor's profane wrath

After being called a "fascist" by his professor, a Christian California student has filed suit against his college for violations of his free-speech rights.

Less than a month after voters in California decided to amend their state constitution and protect traditional marriage, Jonathan Lopez -- in a public speaking class -- shared his beliefs on faith and marriage. David French of the Alliance Defense Fund picks up the story.

"Jonathan talked about his faith -- and one of the things he talked about in context of his faith was...marriage," says French. "He read from the dictionary definition of marriage. The professor stopped the class, called him a 'fascist b_____d' -- [he] used the expletive -- [and] told the class that anyone who wanted to could leave if they were offended...."

According to an ADF press release, when no one got up to leave, the instructor simply dismissed the class, effectively ending Lopez's speech -- which violated the student's free-speech rights, adds the attorney, especially since other students made speeches on other subjects. Religious speech, notes French, apparently was excluded from the open-ended speech assignment.

speech"You just cannot shut down student speech like that," states French, who explains that Lopez was well within the confines of his professor's assignment, and that the professor's actions not only constitute viewpoint discrimination but also comprise "retaliation" because he disagreed with Lopez's religious beliefs.

According to the ADF attorney, the professor was not yet finished. "When [Lopez later] complained about what was an obvious act of censorship, he was threatened with expulsion by that same professor," he says.

The speech professor is identified as John Matteson of Los Angeles Community College. ADF reports that after Proposition 8 (the marriage-related constitutional amendment) was approved on November 4, Matteson told his entire class: "If you voted yes on Proposition 8, you are a fascist b_____d."

Ultimately Matteson refused to grade Lopez's November 24 speech, and wrote on the evaluation: "Ask God what your grade is."

http://www.onenewsnow.com/Legal/Default.aspx?id=422144

(I think Matteson should ask God what HIS grade is?)

What’s wrong with the Cowboys?

Better, how do “we” fix ‘em? Not sure “we” can do anything, which is probably the main problem – “who” is in control of the fix . . . we all know there are major issues, below are a couple outlined, including a hint of a solution . . . IMO of course:
• Delete TO – do I really need to get involved with this one? If T Romo is our future, TO must be our past . . . he has never NOT compromised a relationship with a QB his entire time in the league . . . J Garcia, D McNabb & T Romo can’t ALL be bad?
• Delete Roy E Williams – seriously? This piece of work is already complaining about his situation! First of all, don’t complain about not getting the ball when you don’t even know your routes yet – anyone else watch this buffoon this season when he played for America’s Team? He obviously another cancer, similar to TO . . . JJ, make an example for once in your life!
• No more PACMANS! – overrated! overpaid! overhyped! What a waste – if he ever had talent, he left it in Tennessee, or maybe jail? Did anyone see it at the club? I know he got cut, but you neverrrr kknnnooowwww . . . keep him cut – JJ should’ve made an example IMMEDIATELY out of him, maybe they wouldn’t have such rampant issues if they had scared a little leadership into some of these buttholes.
• Get a coach with higher moral standards – oh yeah, and a larger sack.
• Get a GOAL – and make it be team-oriented . . . not personal, or anything regarding personnel! Make winning a priority, and anyone who is not on board goes bye bye.
Well, my finger is in rough shape, so typing is a pain – that’s all for now, even though we could go on forever regarding these turd-merchants.

PC Award

This is from an email I got from Ma - thanks, good one, short & sweet . . . and it didnt include any instructions on forwarding it to 376 left-handed Republican Scorpio-Alcoholics in Grand Rapids . . .


The following is the winning entry in an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term: This year's term was "Political Correctness".

The winner wrote:

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

R.J.Wiedemann.Lt Col.USMC Ret.

Chuck Rules

When I think of baddassedness, I think of Chuck Norris, and when I think of Chuck Norris, I think of me . . .

Chuck Norris was once on the Dating Game, he is called the biggest winner in game show history when he walked out of the studio carrying not only the three contestants, but every woman in the audience. These women are now the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.

Tony Danza reports to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.

Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.