Chuck Rules

When I think of baddassedness, I think of Chuck Norris, and when I think of Chuck Norris, I think of me . . .

Chuck Norris was once on the Dating Game, he is called the biggest winner in game show history when he walked out of the studio carrying not only the three contestants, but every woman in the audience. These women are now the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.

Tony Danza reports to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.

Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.